funny twitter post tweet ex just posted happy 1 year anniversary to her new guy 9 months after we broke up

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/134304/

funny twitter i will do anything to avoid washing dishes aluminum foil in bowl

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/134259/

funny twitter i'm God's gift to women if he stopped at the gas station at the last minute

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funny twitter the person who named eggplant is probably not allowed to name things anymore

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funny twitter if  you live to 100 mess with people claim you ate a pinecone everyday

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funny twitter why does selena gomez look like she has babies trying to escape from her knees

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funny twitter big guy small plane response we fly over mountains not carry them

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funny twitter 5 year old son said if happy meal is for kids then sad meals for adults

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/129501/

funny twitter dominos not happy with pizza came in shape of penis

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funny twitter when people ask me what i am doing on my day off

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funny twitter girlfriend busted a woman is like wifi  fullof knowledge always there for you and shared by roommate when you're not home that's right amy i know

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/129443/

funny twitter post so glad television redefined marathon opposite of physical exercise

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/128984/