funny twitter what if taco bell arrested me for soda i got ten years ago when i ordered water  taco bell response we haven't forgotten

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/128823/

funny twitter jon risinger watched my one year old laugh hysterically blanket head run into dresser my legacy

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/128453/

funny twitter yes might have stuck my dick in a shoe but let's live in the now

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/128156/

funny twitter ellen degeneres apple watch check wrist for time brilliant

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/127526/

funny twitter post woman dollar bills beyonce

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/127094/

funny twitter let my daughter go to drake concert thought disney with josh

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/126913/

funny twitter my pizza has nothing on it never mind opened it upside down

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/126717/

funny twitter bad at portionsing uncooked pasta  so if you and 110 of your friends come over dinner is ready

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/126134/

funny twitter tweet bill murray if cold beer and pizza can't fix your problem is it really a problem that needs to be fixed

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/124928/

fumny twitter saw my ex getting jumped by six people jumped in she didn't stand a chance against the seven of us

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/124671/

funny caption when the cops come inthe store and i have weed on me

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/123565/

funny twitter girl drives childs car to school and parks it

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-twitter-posts-2/123508/