funny twitter status adam sandler tree falls in the woods perfect location for nickelback concert

http://everythingfunny.org/funny-facebook-status-2/17644/

50cent can't believe my grandmother is making me take out the garbage i'm rich

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16400/

conan o'brien trademarking aceboo and then waiting for the money to roll in

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16397/

chivalry isn't dead you stupid bitch

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16394/

can we just go back to facebook to see how fat everyone got

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16391/

bible like license nobody reads it jusst scrolls down and clicks i agree

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16388/

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16384/

if you are capable of napping in jeans you are capable of anything

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16381/

steve martin i'm actually quite funny today its my twitter account that isn't

http://everythingfunny.org/10-funniest-twitter-updates/16378/