funny twitter status adam sandler tree falls in the woods perfect location for nickelback concert

50cent can't believe my grandmother is making me take out the garbage i'm rich

conan o'brien trademarking aceboo and then waiting for the money to roll in

chivalry isn't dead you stupid bitch

can we just go back to facebook to see how fat everyone got

bible like license nobody reads it jusst scrolls down and clicks i agree

if you are capable of napping in jeans you are capable of anything

steve martin i'm actually quite funny today its my twitter account that isn't

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