funny quote you can lead a horse to water i'd rather ride it to the liquor store

funny quotes it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly

funny quote complaining without a solution is whining

funny quote fighing over race is like fighting over favorite color m&ms

funny quote optimist pessimist train conductor

funny when you know u mama mad at you but gotta walk past her to get food from kitchen

funny quotes i don't want my family to judge me so i walk past them with 2 cookies on plate and 4 in my pockets

funny quotes admit it we've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once

funny quote it's so damn cold outside i just farted snowflakes

funny quote i wasn't that drunk dude you were using the flashlight to find your phone

funny quote as  you older the more lame things will seem than before this will not change i promise you get the

funny george carlin quote invisable man in sky most people believe wet paint sign people have to touch just to make sure