funny signs billboards maintenance man hey girl ryan gosling  this copier like me is too hot

funny quotes i don't want my family to judge me so i walk past them with 2 cookies on plate and 4 in my pockets

funny quotes admit it we've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once

funny quote it's so damn cold outside i just farted snowflakes

funny sign wash your hands or it is like touching others privates private parts

funny quote i wasn't that drunk dude you were using the flashlight to find your phone

funny quote as  you older the more lame things will seem than before this will not change i promise you get the

funny george carlin quote invisable man in sky most people believe wet paint sign people have to touch just to make sure

funny quote we ask 18 year olds to make huge decisions when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom

funny sign patient will be charged extra for annoying doctor with self diagnosis gotten from internet

funny quote the inventor of the doorbell did now own a chihuahua

funny sign billboard attention please make sure elevator is there before stepping in