funny quote you can lead a horse to water i'd rather ride it to the liquor store

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funny quotes it's better to arrive late than to arrive ugly

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funny quote fighing over race is like fighting over favorite color m&ms

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funny quote optimist pessimist train conductor

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funny when you know u mama mad at you but gotta walk past her to get food from kitchen

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funny quotes i don't want my family to judge me so i walk past them with 2 cookies on plate and 4 in my pockets

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funny quotes admit it we've all hidden our favorite food from our family at least once

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funny quote it's so damn cold outside i just farted snowflakes

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funny quote i wasn't that drunk dude you were using the flashlight to find your phone

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funny quote as  you older the more lame things will seem than before this will not change i promise you get the

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funny george carlin quote invisable man in sky most people believe wet paint sign people have to touch just to make sure

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funny quote we ask 18 year olds to make huge decisions when a month ago they had to ask to go to the bathroom

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