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September 30, 2019September 30, 2019

funny text message why did the turkey cross the road why? he didn't he's an asshole and just stood in front of my car for 5 minutes

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September 30, 2019September 30, 2019

funny text message have you heard of the movie constipation can't say i have that's because it hasn't come out yet God damn it

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When Your Parents Have a Sense of Humor

September 30, 2019September 30, 2019

funny text message dad could you pick me up from school i got suspended for what the teacher pointed at me and said at the end of this ruler is an idiot i asked which end ha you are so awesome you're not even punished

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September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

funny text message guess what my mom was yelling at me today and i handed her a snickers bar and said you're not yourself when you're hungry and she had to stop the car she was laughing so hard

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Ouch! But Well Played Sis!

September 29, 2019September 29, 2019

funny text message girlfriend wannabe gets burned by boyfriends sister

September 20, 2019September 20, 2019

funny text message - love getting sexy text messages from the missus - where's all the f@#$%g raspberry cones you F@#$%g bastard — https://everythingfunny.org/

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September 8, 2019September 8, 2019

funny text message, dog taken to strip club by dad why is sabrino at strip club because he is a good dog — https://everythingfunny.org/

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September 1, 2019September 1, 2019

funny text message i wasn't that drunk you flushed my clown fish from my aquarium down the toilet and said don't worry nemo i'll set you free well he's free now isn't he? — https://everythingfunny.org/

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What’s Scary Is That This Makes Total Sense to Me

August 20, 2019August 20, 2019

funny text message i was supposed to remind you of something so here i am reminding you that i was supposed to remind you thing is I don't remember — https://everythingfunny.org/

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August 16, 2019August 16, 2019

funny text message each dad tried to trick their kids about when they were having sex ended up texting each other

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August 12, 2019August 12, 2019

funny text funny post amazon will now deliver inside your house and record the whole thing employee puts pjs on shhh this is part of prime now

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Wow! So Cruel Yet Funny at the Same Time!

August 11, 2019August 11, 2019

funny text message mother finds pez in her sons room reads it upside down as Z3d thinks its drugs and others confirm that its drugs

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Clever….

August 4, 2019August 4, 2019

funny text message who are you andrew and? rew...

August 4, 2019August 4, 2019

funny text message what ended in 1896 - 1895 yea you're ready for test

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Wow! Didn’t Expect That!

August 4, 2019August 4, 2019

funny text message i like my black grapes like my men good one 25 at a time

Mom!?!…Not a Bad Rule Though…

August 3, 2019August 3, 2019

funny text mom give shocking dating advice 666 rule - shocks daughter -

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August 2, 2019August 2, 2019

funny text message superman knockoff figure - thuperman

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August 2, 2019August 2, 2019

funny text message go through the safari you said it would be fun you said

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I Don’t Know Why This Made Me Laugh So Much

August 2, 2019August 2, 2019

funny text message friend sends text to wrong friend of freaky food statue and begs to still be friends

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Only True Friends Would Ask This Question….

July 30, 2019July 30, 2019

funny text message having problems with a guy dead body won't fit or you like him problems?

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